Total Medals Earned: 2,207 (From 385 different games.) Total Medal Score: 37,375 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 13/18 (165/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 9/10 (275/325 points)
Kill a zombie in the menu.
Click the Newgrounds-logo to visit Newgrounds.
Jump 10 times.
Kill 10 little zombies.
Survive 5 days.
Kill 50 zombies in one game.
Buy the minigun.
Survive until day 5 without buying a weapon from the shop.
Buy all weapons from the shop.
Survive all 10 days.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (140/240 points)
Solve 5 levels in Zomby Birdy
Solve 10 levels in Zomby Birdy
Solve 15 levels in Zomby Birdy
Solve 20 levels in Zomby Birdy
Solve 25 levels in Zomby Birdy
Solve 30 levels in Zomby Birdy
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits